How do I state this delicately – I’m horny and I’m desperate to get laid. I got dumped by my boyfriend a few months back and I’ve been relying on my battery-operated boyfriend to get myself off but he is no longer getting the job done and I crave the skin to skin kind of intimacy that comes with a real person. I’m in Redditch and I’m willing to meet today. This is strictly casual and for right now, it’s a one-time thing.
You’re doing me a favor by ending my sex drought and if we have so much fun together, we can turn this into an on-going thing. Your relationship status doesn’t matter to me so I don’t care if you’re single or married, just be horny like me and ready to do something about it ASAP. I don’t have a car so I can’t travel to you but I have the apartment to myself and can host you before 6pm today. I’m disease free and you must be too. I’m also 420-friendly but you don’t have to be. I’m so ready to get all my holes stuffed so please be my hero and rescue me from this embarrassing sexual drought.